I can think of plenty of reasons why someone would record themselves and then post it on YouTube: They’re vain; they’re "having a laugh"; they’re auditioning for America’s Funniest Home Videos; or they’re from the Midwest and it’s Saturday. Those are the familiar reasons. But why would a teenager sit on his couch and read the box score from Friday’s Blue Jays/Red Sox game, while intermittently looking off camera, acting like someone’s holding a gun to his head?

In case you were creeped out and missed most of that, he told us the number of batters that Tim Wakefield and Shaun Marcum faced, respectively, as well as the names of the four umpires, the game-time temperature and the paid attendance at the Rogers Centre in Toronto. Oh, and the roof was closed, so there was no wind…

Hopefully this kid is safe and sound somewhere, not locked in the closet of some Sox fan in Falmouth.