So if you are sitting there on the couch and wondering why 2007 was such a stellar year in Boston sports, hold on a second, I’ll remind you…
It’s…

Because the ping-pong balls bounced the wrong way!
Because there’s nothing better than having 6′10 mega-superstar playing for your best friend’s team!
Because Danny Ainge knew what he was doing all along!
Because JD Drew cashed in his chips at the right time!
Because Eric Mangini knew how to motivate his old team!
Because Pioli knew Alex Smith was a joke and that San Fran would suck!
Because Randy Moss wanted to experience the Patriot Way!
Because Troy Brown is ageless!
Because Belichick truly is Santa Claus to every member of Patriot Nation!
Because no one celebrates a homer like Manny!
Because Roger Clemens took it in the butt!
Because of the Mitchell Report!
Because the proper spelling of JETS is R-A-T-S!
Because Tek wasn’t actually in the Mitchell report!
Because the Celts already have as many wins as all of last season!
Because Jeremy Jacobs STILL doesn’t get it!
Because Clay Buchholz is only 23!
Because Beckett signed a cheap deal before becoming the best pitcher in the AL!
Because we still have Jacoby Ellsbury!
Because Gino is back rocking the Celts jumbotron like never before!
Because since Brady started dating a super-model he’s undefeated!
Because Reche Caldwell bug-eyed dropped passes brought Moss and Stallworth!
Because the Pats ate T.O.’s popcorn!
Because the Ravens can’t handle fourth down!
Because the Sox swept the Rockies on their way to seven straight wins!
Because LT doesn’t know when to shut-up!
Because KG agreed to come to Boston!
Because Pierce decided to “wait it out’!
Because in the end the NFL Network lost out!
Because the Pats-Giants game will be telecast like the ‘State of the Union’ address!
Because eight Patriots are going to Honolulu!
Because the Boston Celtics have the league’s highest All-Star vote getter!
Because Jon Lester beat cancer!
Because nothing Goodell could do could stop this team!
Because everyone hates the Pats outside New England!
Because Boss has a hearty appetite for baseballs!
Because Matt Ryan is the best QB not in the NFL!
Because BC was actually ranked #2 in the country!
Because Theo somehow unearthed Okajima to befriend Dice-K!
Because Manny wasn’t traded!
Because McHale still bleeds green!
Because Wake is the definition of class!
Because BC still owns South Bend!
Because good things happen to good people- see Romeo Crennel!
Because Schilling and Lowell agreed to the hometown discount!
Because Moss, Stallworth, Schill, and Lowell aren’t ALL about the money!
Because the NL is a joke and we proved it!
Because Tony Dungy doesn’t deserve eye contact during a handshake!
Because the Celtic Dancers are better than a year ago!
Because Tom O’Brien left for NC State!
Because we didn’t need Eric Gagne!
Because Asante Samuel decided to report and play!
Because Billick dropped the ball on Adalius!
Because Arod still sucks!
Because the Yanks have no starting pitching!Because Arod likes muscular strippers!
Because since Game 5 of the ALCS- the Sox, Pats, and Celts are a combined 46-3!
Because Jacoby got me a free taco!
Because we got to hear Mumbles Menino say “Rolling Rally!”
Because championship parades never get old!
Because Big Al had potential!
Because Pedroia is the Destroyah!
Because Luther crawled out of the jungle and into our lives!
Because Minnesota is Boston’s Triple-AAA affliate!
Because Tom Brady with weapons is waaay better than Peyton!
Because Al Davis just wanted to be rid of my ‘Straight Cash Homey’!
Because Anthony Smith has diarrhea of the mouth!
Because real baseball fans don’t wave towels at baseball games!
Because every time the Dropkick Murphy’s have a hit we win a pennant!
Because Sports Illustrated puts us on the cover every other week!
Because Don Shula and the rest of the 72′ Dolphins joy ride is about to hit a road bump!

But let’s face it, it’s….

Because the Celts have the best record in the NBA at 24-3!
Because the Pats are STILL undefeated!
Because the Sox are World Champs!

And…
Because there’s no other place you’d rather be in the world- PERIOD!

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